Faceblaster! My man, you snatched up the football that came loose from the dogpile and ran with it to the endzone. Excellent find with Nicole. An otherwise beautiful face + snaggle tooth on top row + bashed in set of piano keys on the bottom row = HAT TRICK.

To think Nicole Ray was right under our noses all this time with those lawnmowers.

I've officially been put on notice - NOW we got a contest, baby.