Welcome to the "Alligator Olympics" -- a celebration of the worst teeth in porn. Some might say "you don't look a gift whore in the mouth", but my contention is "why can't these girls make their first stop with a fresh paycheck be the dentist rather than the plastic surgeon?" Nooooo.. instead they're busy with implants. This thread may seem nitpicky, but teeth are important to people. Just ask a woman where she ranks a good set of teeth on a guy in terms of must-haves - it's usually in her top three. People are merely self-important animals that have been evolving for a long time with genetic programming that seeks out, among other criteria, physical "symmetry" in the opposite sex. Among the many genetic indicators of symmetry are teeth, and we know a bad set when we see it. We know.

So, sit back, relax and contribute your entrants into the Alligator Olympics or just enjoy the trainwreck - pics of female performers that seem capable of devouring an apple through a chainlink fence, look like they've been eating concrete sandwiches, or maybe even instill a fear that if they happened to sneeze with your cock in their mouth, you might be waking up in the emergency room. Remember, we're not just talking about girls with two big rabbit incisor front teeth, we're talking about teeth that look like they could trim the bark from a tree with beaver-like efficiency. We're also talking about girls that don't own a toothbrush.

If a girl's got a snaggle-tooth trying to start a second row of teeth, post it. If her teeth are yellow, brown or black, post it. If it's photoshopped or retouched, that's no fun. Admittedly its hard to find photos of bad teeth since most websites at least will not post the pics from their shoots that feature the bad choppers at the wrong moment; however video doesn't lie.