I can't.

A guy named Bob was my best friend for many years and that friendship ended in betrayal, anger and hatred.

It would make me think of him and being fucked over to keep an animal named Bob.

Hugh is Hugh because I'm not sure whether it's male or female and neither was the small animal keeper at the pet shop. So he is kind of Hew(Hugh)hocannotbenamed. Hewho... is also the guitar player from The Dwarves.
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