On with the slag!

Holly West- don't know her work, but she is kinda frumpy looking like Katja. I'm going to leave this one to your personal taste.

Holly Morgan- Not completely vile, but I don't like her face, she looks like a burnt out czech street hooker. Definitely below average in looks, which is the problem.

Holly Halston- She should've have used her tit job money on rhinoplasty. There's no saving this chick, she's sunk. Flabby body, muscular arms, and an ugly mannish face.

Jada Stevens- Ok, Derek must have a fuckin big nose fetish, because this deformity is becoming all too common amongst his flock. Beefy gash, and she looks like one of Santa's Elves.

Jassie- She's weird lookin, but she's been in the biz for a while, so the fans must like her for some reason.

Jayden Jaymes- I'm gonna need a consensus on her, because she seems to have good dental hygiene, but her tit job is lacking.

Jazel Tay- There are so many levels of deformed creature here. She's another who looks like Abe Sapien, and all jokes aside, what the fuck is she pregnant with? Yuck, fuckin gross! I wanna barf now ahh that's better.

Jennifer Dark- Looks like a lot of other crackhead skinny bitches. Like Shy Love and Jenna Presley combined.

Kacey Jordan- An uglier Jasmine Byrne with bleach blonde hair, no ass, and pretty lame looking. Her fucking flat chest is gross.

Kaiya Lynn- Been around a while, fat belly, flat ass, and looks like a chipmunk. Should disappoint any asian lover.

Kayla Paige- She looks like a skinnier and less evolved Stevens sister. Like some sort of Amazon Jungle tranny.

Kayme Kai- Ugly, flabby, stumpy, midget arms, butterface, yuck, no, never! From here on out, any chick with a nose like Jennifer Anniston is on my "no" list.

Kissy Kapri- Annorexic Brooke Haven, how do you get flap jacks tits age 20 yrs old, and she has zits on her ass in one of the photos. A low class stripper at best.

Kitty- Not my type, but people like her, and she doesn't do drugs so that's good enough.

LaRin Lane- Anita Cannibal is better looking than this chik, seriously. She is a combination of everything that is wrong with every chick I've described on here.

Laurie Vargus- For your chubby mexican teenager fantasies.

Leighlani Red- Not ugly, but looks all to common, and isn't as attractive as Tianna Lynn whom she resembles.

Lichelle Marie- ugly prosthetic barely human.

Lila James- Weird body, short legs, and looks like a latin general laborer.

Lisa DeMarco- Brawny Antia Cannibal looking bitch. Does she have fake cheekbone implants? On her road to looking like that NYC Cat Lady.

Lisa Lipps- Could make a goat puke.

Lucy Fire- If you've ever fantasized about Tyla Wynn having a little sister with tiny tits, then this is your girl. Ugly flame tattoo by her ugly chewed up pussy too...

Mia Lelani- Ugly fuckin fat body, you can see her arm hair gleaming in the light, and once again, a forehead only Jim B. could love. Overall ugly chick, a fat asian Phoebe Cates.

Monroe Valentino- should've called herself Brianna Skanks. Anyway, if you like tatted up white trash with oddly shaped heads, this is your girl!

Mya Nichole- Fake lips and tits, has a slight camel appearance, ugly tats, just weird lookin.

Nika Noire- What's with so many of these girls having abnormally broad torsos? Not tis, and boring looking.

Nikki Benz- Well known hooker.

Nikki Vee- Pouty lips in one pic, but you can definitely tell she is white trash, she has no curves (flat ass), and she looks like a retarded babysitter.

Paris Marie- Fat skinny, and titless at the same time. Brawny looking face, not feminine.

Pharyn Sparks- Fat stomach, kinda manly lookin too. Ive seen better looking trannies in the Philippines.

Phoenix Marie- She has Belladonna head and teeth, and a really ugly belly button. Looks like Katja and Belladonna mixed in one pic.

Rebecca Blue- The white Veronica Jett...

Ricki Raxxx- And you thought Sandra Romain was ugly? This chick looks so weasely, no thanks. What ethnicity is she? Ugly nose and bad tats. Another one that should've got rhinoplasty instead of an enormous tit job.

Robyn Truelove- Her fuckin choppers have multiple household uses, that's for sure. Can any male talent verify if she has scraped the herpes of your dick with those fuckin teeth? Whoever did her tit job was trying to put her nipples in her ribcage too, interesting.

Ryan Keely- Her body is fucking awful, face is below average. Slight Lisa Marie Presley, not hot, that's for sure. Ugggh...

Sara Faye- The only chick that actually needs collagen and breast implants, and her chin is too prominent for me. She has a brawny neck as well, looks like a wrestler.

Satine Phoenix- Was once thick, and is now fat. These photos are old. She has the butterface thing going as well. I haven't seen a good scene of her yet.

Savanah Gold- Manly trainwreck face. tranny looking fake blonde. No sex appeal in her face at all, she looks like an old jewish man to me.

Savannah Stern- Can you get any more brawny than this chick? I would say if you logs split, she is good for that, definitely no good for droppin loads.

Scarlett Pain- She has multi layers of ugly. She kinda resembles Kat, but then when you look at her longer even more things go wrong than that. Schmooshed face gnome woman.

Scarlett Fay- The crackwhore next door with a five-head and nothing more.

Shay Lynn- She has the funniest looking tit job ever. Overly hard jawline, gap in her teeth and ugly tats. She does not make the cut. I pity anyone who endures the depression she feel from her freakish disfiguring tit job.

Shayne Ryder- I've never been into people with the facial features of pigs. She kind of has that pig nose. I looked at like 5 of her pics, and nothing can save her.

Sienna West- Ugly, and I am into ethnic women.

Sindee Jennings- Heard she was alright to work with, but that fucking lord of the rings tramp stamp is way too weird for me. Also, I don;t like her tits, they are really small, but have stretch marks on them somehow.

Sophia Lomeli- Fat, fake tits, some sort of weird texture on her stomach from the fat. I think I would pay someone 50 bucks not to fuck her. I am guessing she's a stripper from downtown LA.

Sophie Del Mar- Non sexy asian, and in a few of the pics, she looks like a dude. Yeah she definitely looks like a ladyboy.

Stephanie Richards- She is another sibling of the Stevens sisters, except she has no tits, and has no validation for trying to be in porn.

Tanya James- just kinda ugly in general.

Tessa West- Maybe average looking, she still kinda has a powerful jawline, which diminishes her femininity.

Tori Black- Another chick who is fat and skinny at the same time. She looks like Jassie except lacking in charisma and freckles. She is not needed because we already have Jassie...

Trinity Post- The fans have to decide on this one. Not my type at all, but...

Finally we have Veronique Vega- If I were Derek I would ask her "why is your nose bigger than your breasts?" Chick is ugly. I love the latin women, but I can't force myself to whack to her.


That concludes the current list of LA Directs most below average, unattractive, freakishly deformed, bland, and repetitious women. Have you scraped the bottom of the barrel yet Derek, or can you find more sub par skanks not worth an 1/8th of weed and a whip hit. Is that how you spell whip hit, or is whip it? I don't know, never done one.