You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. (Get it, mother fucker, hehe) But I like your avatar, so you get a pass.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.