re reading all of it again, your right papercut... we cannot directly attribute #4 to McCain, but we can assert from the whole collection that he is a cyborg sent from the future to start Judgment Day.
(they just replaced the "flying planes" program with the "senior moments" and "loose lips" programs...)
I'm calling John Conner
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