A couple of things:

For those of you eager to pounce all over Darrah, relax. You don't see the comedy potential here? A wanna-be cub porn-blogger who doesn't even know who Wankus is? Cut her some slack, don't run her off and I guarantee you that your patience will be rewarded in spades.

Darrah, you need to not be so defensive. We give each other shit all the time. Goes with the territory. If you've got a question and you know it's a dumb one, either PM somebody or just play along and sooner or later you'll figure it out.

BTW: Do you own a camera? If so, please tell me that you suck at photography.