The fact that He's hanging out with Testa debating whether women would be better with tails is telling. Check out some of these other gems from www.scottfayner.com:

---I’m sure the percentage of runaways and abusive foster care and whatever else in the adult business has dropped dramatically.

---Is it safe letting mentally challenged people into this business?

---Happy Birthday, Robbye. You owe me a blow job.

---Pam Anderson Wants Me

---I have this fan... (the rest of the post is superfluous.)

---Now that my dog Rhiannon is dead I was thinking I should follow in Mr. Richard’s footsteps and snort the recently departed.

Then there's this post, where Fayner claims to have watched one of those "Bob the Enzyte Guy" commercials featuring a flaccid Santa at a Christmas party...

...in the middle of June.


You're a real inspiration, Scotty Boy.