Biff, meet Limp Willie. You two have a lot in common. Maybe you should go out, have a drink, and be angry at all the people in the bar enjoying themselves.
BAWWWWW HAAAHHHHH HAAHHHHHH!!!!
Keep scowling, boys, and don't forget to wag your fingers in a VERY disapproving manner. That's important. You've really slowed me down. I was only able to shoot 6 updates this week. Please ease up on me. I can't (snicker) take it anymore!! Mercy!! Mercy!!!
Limp Willie: You do, uh, realize that your omnipotence as moderator of one corner of a porn message board evaporates quicker than your fajita-fuelled farts? Your legacy will be a bunch of meaningless, inconsequential rants, sport.