There is no such thing as a bad blowjob. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

For those who can't abide by these 3 simple rules, the July 20th, 2008 update for www.loadmymouth.com will make you blow chunks rather than your load. I set a new standard with this one that makes me believe I no longer have any shame.

After July 20th, I will admit defeat and let the ugly stick hit all in its path. Until then, I invite you all to go fuck yourselves.