Why do certain reviewers feel compelled to give us a second by second account of EVERYTHING that happens in a porn flick? Some are worse than others but there are around three so-called "respected reviewers" who use more words than that which are in War and Peace.
No names mentioned, but one guy wrote 1,625 words about Service Animals (I popped it through my word count). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" />
I mean, who bothers to read all that crap? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf3.gif" alt="" />
For my own part, I like to know the basics of what's in a movie, but the whole joy of watching porn is that you're not sure what's cumming next. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Agree or disagree? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />