For the 546th time, I finished watching the world's greatest sports film.



Announcer: Droget Pouin
Fans: Frog Pussy!!!!

Reggie: You ever consider Braden was a faggot?
Denny: Are you kidding, he has a big cock, like a horse.

Johnny: I'm gonna be fuckin' callin' my brother, lookin' for work at the Chrysler plant.

Braden: they teach you how to underline in college
Dunlop: not the fuck scenes, they don't

Hanson Brothers: Dave's a killer.
Johnny: Dave's a mess.

Denny: you make me sick when you speak, morris.

Strother Martin: Reg, that reminds me, one year, Eddie Shore sent me this guy who was a chronic masturbator. Damnit, if he wouldn't take deliberate penalties just so he could get in that penalty box all alone...and damn..mmm mm mmm mm mm mmmm
Dunlop: aww geez

Dunlop: Hey Hanrahan, Suzanne sucks pussy...I know I know...she's a lesbian...a lesbian...
Hanrahan: Son of a bitch!!!!!

Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck cock.
Reggie: [smiles] all I can get.