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Dan Aykroyd flop double feature. I like both of these quite well.

Doctor Detroit (1983)



And...



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I would have banged the shit out of fran drescher back then. Hell, I'd do it now....



That and I would also like to FUCK the shit of of Donna Dixon (conveniently Dan Aykroyd's WIFE....THAT FUCKER!) as well!!!

but amongst the greatest parts of the film this one is the shit.....


Yes!



Oh, boy.
Hey, check upstairs.



Okay, Mom.



This is nice.
This is real nice.



A gal could be
real comfy in here.



Uh...



l... I don't... don't believe
that you're welcome here.



l... I think that
you'd better leave.



Quiet!



Who is this twerp, huh?
Doctor Detroit?



Well, I wouldn't even
venture...



Don't bother.



Oh, my little stable
is top drawer, high quality.



Am I gonna enjoy
running these bitches.



Hey, we don't
work for you.



We never have
and we never will!



Oh, you just sit down!



Now listen, Smooth's gone,



which means
your ass is mine, girlie.



Uh, uh, uh, p-pardon me
for just... just a second.



l... I just... just
wanna clarify things here.



Are you actually saying



that these girls are...



They're hookers



and whores.



Hey. Hey, I like this.
Take it. Get this thing here.



Uh, forget that.



Oh. Hey, I like that.



Ooh, ain't that a beauty?



Ooh, I like this. Here.



Hey! okay, now, I want you to
stop this! Right this instant!



Let's see what else
I can find.



I mean that.



You'll stop!



You'll take your dirty
mitts off the fixtures!



Those are Doctor's orders!



Doctor Detroit.



The bad man
from Michigan, himself.



I am his executive assistant.
You touch any of us



and his measure of revenge
will be most swift and horrible,



I can assure you of that!



Damn, Skridlow,
talk some shit!



I'm shivering.



Now, come on, boys,
finish things up



and then you can bust
junior up, here, for laughs.



I warn you!



I am extensively read in White
Crane Kung Fu and Hapkido!



Right, all right,
get down, Skridlow.



Okay, okay, don't get
your balls in an uproar.



We can always talk.



Well, then talk!



Well, not to you.



To the boss.
Me and Doctor Detroit.



Face to face.



Uh, you and Doctor Detroit.



Okay, fine.
I'll set up a meeting...



All right.



...between you
and Doctor Detroit.



Uh, tomorrow night, at the
th St. graveyard. At midnight.



Midnight?
The graveyard?



That's kinda dramatic,
ain't it?



Well, that's my offer.
Take it or leave it,



Bigfoot!



Come on now, cool it!
Cool it!



Get down, Skridlow,
with your Hapkido self.



All right! Yeah, brother,
show 'em what you can do.



Well, that's it!
That's my offer.



Tomorrow night,
th St. graveyard, midnight.



No excuses. No substitutions!



I don't talk
to flunkies!



Now, I'll meet
with your Doctor,



and we'll settle
this shit together!



Well then, fine. If our business here is
concluded, I'll kindly ask you to leave.



Leave!



Okay, come on.
Get out!



Tomorrow! Get out of here, all of you.



Come on, boys.



Out! Scat! Be gone! Raus!



And don't let the door hit you and
your collective asses on the way out!


Edited by Remer (12/08/08 09:19 PM)