Marie Antoinette...got so bored during it I just Wikipedia'd her and found her real life story so much more enjoyable and bloody that Sophia Coppola's rendition.


And this classic quote from Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II to Louis XVI after he couldn't figure out you have to cum inside someone to get pregnant:

Quote:

As the emperor himself declared, if he had been given the chance to rectify the situation beforehand, Louis XVI "would have been whipped so that he ejaculated out of sheer rage like a donkey"



Gotta love them Habsburgs.
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"I choppy choppy yo pee pee"