I'll glad to pay for a tattoo for your forehead that says, "I used to be one of the hotter porn chicks, but completely fucked up my look, and now look 3/7ths of the way to Chasey Lain because of retardedcadaver surgery and such"

Will that fit?

How about one for Josh that says "My claim to fame is being a wannabe suitcase pimp, and owning a shack in Georgia"

God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.