Pretend this is a mini interview, and I am not luke ford but a semi drunk crippled pervert driving his wheelchair erratically while offering you a shot of grey goose and a pretzel:

1) How important are looks when you consider a guy?

2) Do you want the guy to be totally mesmerized by your beauty, thinking only of splooging into your open mouth while you gaze up at him with your gorgeous eyes? Or do you want him to respect you for your mind, Like Madonna wants all her male fans to do?

3) Who do you like better, Snoopy or Winnie the pooh? Also, do you swallow or spit?

4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now?

5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here. I personally would only rank Holly above you...question: Would you like to see Holly do porn? Would you do a Double Dildo scene with Holly? I think its safe to say it would be the top selling scene of all time...like ever.

5-1/2: What did you have for Breakfast? Also, do you find it more romantic if a guy serves you breakfast in Bed, or just wakes up and jerks off into your mouth? Or is that a toss up?