Good one Fatman.

I used to think more of watches but now of days everything tells the fucking time, from my truck to my telephone to the damned radio. I look at them as a tool- will it tell me the time reliably with no thought on my part? Sold!

I can get three years out of a presentable Fossil before it gets whacked. That's good enough for me. Guns, fishing tackle and winter coats, otoh, are my weakness.