they've certainly never seen it! the stupid swing part is this goofy concoction of straps; you'd never know what it was just by looking at it. the stand part is just a bunch of black powder-coated pipes that assemble together, and have just been lying on the floor of a closet down there. the box was long ago thrown away after being broken down into a bunch of pieces so that the labeling on it was illegible. for a long time, though, there was a hook over our bed (that you could also hang it from). my inlaws asked about the hook once... the husband panicked (is that how you spell it?) and confessed what it was for. the look on the m-i-l's face was fucking priceless.