Who cares you fat fuck. Maybe list how many periods your Mom has had since you realized how fucken useless you are. You do realize that you'll be way more relative to your Moms discharge than the weak, flabby efforts you make in the gym.
Get with the effluent, useless.
Thats where it's at for you, crimson tide. heh
The only bragging rights your parents have is counting the
actual periods they have had since your genetic accident.

My kid has State Titles. Your parents decorate the walls with bloody tampons and the exception on the calendar is your birthdate.

Funny..