People: He isn't looking for advice. He's looking to irritate.
If it entertains you to waste your advice on this lunatic, enjoy! It hasn't been a total waste. There is certainly a great deal of valuable recommendations here for someone actually interested in starting a correct workout regimen.
But, he hasn't taken even one of your well-intended suggestions to heart. In fact, he has done his best to act in a way to frustrate those giving the advice.
And, he is LOVING IT! LOVING the negative attention.
It's like you guys are GardenWeb, and he's Conky.
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Amo i Gemelli!!