On a side note, some people might assume posts like these are about "schadenfreude" - the german word for "taking pleasure in the misery of others". I beg to differ. This simply stems from an innate curiosity all of us have about humanity and the depths and depravity it can sink to, and we take notice of what we find shocking and unusual. We want to understand more about it. Much like Jennifer Love Hewitt seeing the Enquirer spy photos of her two hundred pound frame stretching a bikini to the max on a beach and taking it as a cue to start hitting the gym, perhaps if Candy sees these pictures she'll realize that an online intervention is better than none. Perhaps she'll find jesus and all of his wondrous magic tricks over at S.O.S.I.

In all seriousness, my prayers are with this gorgeous work of art. Hopefully one day she'll look into her shadow long enough to begin to see her light.