so, just recently, I learned how to get myself off. Like, no penis... Its truly amazing. And now I can't fucking stop. I carry a vibrator in my damn purse.

Long story short...

here I am, having my coffee and checking my emails, when, I decide to diddle... :: horrible use of words forgive me, its been a while"

I am looking at COUNTLESS clips! Creampie gang bangs, anal creampies, creampies on your mom creampies. " Obviously, my fav to watch" And NOTHING. I can't get off. I'm fucking frustrated. And then..... Low and behold...

I find this sick fucking clip, of a horny guy fucking his couch cushion. B I N G O Under a minute, there I was.... a twitching pile of porn whore.

Its the hottest thing I have ever seen. I am thinking maybe its how desperate he is? Or maybe he's not at all, and just likes the cushion..... the point here is... you can see his junk pulsing! :: DROOL ::



good morning.
:: sigh ::
I bookmarked.


the cushion fucking dude