My involvement in pornography is limited only to my own personal collection.

Like a lot of other fuckers out here I'm just a guy who has been watching porn since I was 13 and have a lot of opinions on the subject.

I haven't watched porn or posted here for about 4 months cause I've been busy with other aspects of life's visicitudes, but my drunken inner douchebag told me to come out and fuck around for a bit.

Windsock, hurry up and write that book, fer fucksake. I can't fund the whole thing, but put me down for a couple of pages, my good man.