As of yesterday I'm officially laid off work for a month, so I've got nothing better to do than smoke dope, fuck and cook.

This evening I fried some tocino (cured garlic pork) with steamed rice. My wife deep fried a huge batch of lumpia; a filipino version of spring rolls with a sweet chili sauce. We've got some kind of a double chocolate cheesecake thing in the fridge, but it'll have to wait till tomorrow. I ate so much I can barely move right now.
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