Monstar, who wrote that press release? It's horrible, even for porn. But it's nice to see a meth whore and an attention whore will once again be handing out the lucite for "Best Anal-Themed Compilation." You decide which on is which.

Jesse Jane sucked the last time she did this. She's either blind or illiterate, because at the AVNs, she couldn't read the bad jokes off the teleprompter. It got so bad people were just turning around and reading the stuff themselves.

And the whole award show is such a joke. The command you not take any pictures, videos, etc because it will all be put out for sale on video. I don't know which will sell worse--the video of Kevin Blatt hosting an award show, or that stupid documentary American Cannibal he claimed to "star" in, that grossed a huge $5,000 at the box office. Seriously, I could sit in front of a camera for two hours, talk about Pac-10 football, dirty sex jokes and stupid movies from the 80s. and make more money.

Oh well, at least Emily Evermoore won't have to suck off Mike Ramone this time. Does the XBIZ award for brest new whore carry the same stigma that the equivalent AVN award does?

::banananaomi::