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Bornyo: I've given up on rollerderby pornwhores
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Bornyo: if i was extremely wealthy as well as bored I might throwa couple hundred grand at the concept to see what happened though
Bornyo: it has sex, speed and violence. The formula for success
lindseylowhand: Sunny lane's mom could make the costumes
Bornyo: you'd have to be the whore wrangler
Bornyo: "Gia Jordan: League Commissioner"
Bornyo: you'd have to settle disputes and decide if title changes were sanctioned or not
lindseylowhand: Getting them out of bed would be my job
Bornyo: and rule on unapproved use of foreign objects as well as levy fines for rules violations such as hair pulling and tit-punching
lindseylowhand: If clear, plastic heels can be stolen from sets, god knows what in-line skates would do
Bornyo: definitely!!! on TV and radio it would be the stuff I said, but the reality is you'd wake em up and make sure they showed up with their skates on
lindseylowhand: Yeah, no tripping the opposing team by throwing lube on the rink
Bornyo: its an entertaining concept
lindseylowhand: I'd have to use the pxp mobile. I aint dirtying up my ride
lindseylowhand: I want our team's colors to be pink and green, k?
Bornyo: oh we have to have two teams
Bornyo: like the globetrotters and the senators or whoever they are
lindseylowhand: The other can be brown and baby blue.
lindseylowhand: Would the globetrotters have to do ir?
Bornyo: maybe we get two of those mercedes package vans that are so cool now when outfitted as a bus
lindseylowhand: Great idea
Bornyo: not right off from the start
Bornyo: the ir comes later i guess
Bornyo: i wonder if xxxbit would coach the other team
lindseylowhand: I want gianna on our team. She's got roller derby spirit
lindseylowhand: Xxxbit is ideal. Who'd coach our team?
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Bornyo: hmmm tough call
Bornyo: i think kami andrews would be good at it.
lindseylowhand: Hmmmm
Bornyo: maybe give kami the "bad girls" and xbit the good girls
Bornyo: god kami is made for that sort of soap opera
Bornyo: she would be hilarious at it
Bornyo: I'm open to suggestions though
Bornyo: maybe we could stage karen stagliano as the owner/manager of the bad team and she could try to posture and yell and wear furs and stuff
lindseylowhand: I want monkey doing our advertsing and having a presence. So, nix on kami, but she can be on the team.
Bornyo: haha
Bornyo: maybe we could pull monkey in for this
lindseylowhand: Monks can travel with us like kinkaid in the partridge family. But wait, wasn't he the mgr?
Bornyo: kinkaid was the manager
Bornyo: but with two teams you need two managers
lindseylowhand: I'd have our team on strict diet and excercise regimens- Christian xxx territory.
Bornyo: monkey could be the promoter
lindseylowhand: Yesss
lindseylowhand: Lets just have cxxx be our coach
Bornyo: he'd show up early and do the radio promos with a few select whores in each city
Bornyo: that would work
lindseylowhand: Make sure the whores are coherant
lindseylowhand: I want our team making special appearences on The Hills and Gossip Girl
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lindseylowhand: K. Holly can shoot the calender. We need a calender
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Bornyo: she can shoot all the stills
Bornyo: as commissioner, you cant shoot in public
Bornyo: but you could shoot all the bts stuff we'd sell to ppv and on dvd
Bornyo: the racy stuff "Too Hot for TV"
lindseylowhand: We'd hire a gfy-er to get those deals