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This girl is a marginal photographer. She isnt cute and her snatch stinks from what others have told me.




let's count the magazine covers hanging on my walls, the awards i have won sitting on my shelves, and the 300+ tear sheets i have from magazine layouts.

oh, and let's not forget that playboy has asked me to photograph myself for their magazine.

nobody you know has ever gotten close enough to me to smell anything but my middle finger up their ass.






if you are so successful, why are you in a meltdown with a "bunch of tards" at 12:35 of midnight?