I can go around the corner to the bar and bring you half-a-dozen retired Police Sergeants who would be happy to show you twenty ways to hurt a full grown man without leaving a mark, a bruise or any trace. That's a full-grown man, not a dainty li'l thing like Haley.

Speaking of forgetting things, I like how you "forgot" to point out that your pal was booked for suspicion of Murder by the King City PD.

Oh, I think it's time you retired as a statistician, champ.