Donny Long is simply the dumbest motherfucker in porn...and that says a lot. I don't mean "dumb" likes he's a poor decisionmaker or lacks basic social skills (which he does), he just can't compose basic sentences. Here's how Donny Jondra wants to chasten you...

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IF YOUR WANTING TO STEEL [sic] FROM THIS CAR, BEWARE OF THE OWNER NOT THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO DREAMERS ONLY PEOPLE WITH REAL MONEY!!!



Hey Donny, trust me, I'll never "steel" from you. I know you'd really want to "beet" me up if I did. What a laughable, useless idiot. (leans back )