Am I having an acid flashback, or does the porner named Max Hardcore have a better working knowledge of civil liberties and basic morality than the assholes the "Moral Majority" helped elect to lead the Government? Have I moved that Goddamn far, that I have a warped perspective?

Let's see - peeing on a volunteer dressed up like a schoolgirl = weird, but OK
Poverty, war, lies, greed, shitting on basic liberties = not OK

Yeah, I'm still alright. Something is very, very wrong here. Very wrong, indeed.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy