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Phew.

I feel a lot better now my pipes are cleaned.


translation: "I Just threw up on myself again."



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Thanks for keeping me in the spotlight for so long.


translation: "Thank you for highlighting all my pathetic genetic defects."



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Conk, you'll have to bring up that Lockwood thread you speak of, I don't recall mentioning him once in any thread.



This one: http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=254721&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=all&vc=1



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I'm afraid I don't have enough time to keep responding to this thread. I got bigger Fish to fry.


translation: "I need to steal some dough from Mom's purse for more meth."



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My gift to you is to let you feel as if your opinion matters, when we all know it doesn't.


translation: "I have delusions of relevance as a fringe persona on the edge of a soceital pariah."



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My guess is that none of you posters would last 5 minutes in Porn or in LA for that matter.


translation: "I can only make it in the SFV (read: not L.A. proper or the O.C.) because my broccoli tattoosd are only accepted here."



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If this thread was my 'one last chance' does that mean your gonna make me leave town? I want to see you try.


I've met you and I know what a skinny little drug addict you are. You couldn't beat a drum. Congratulations on your limited income from pornography because you lack akills to even make it as a clerk at Jamba Juice.