You lost me right here:
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Being a Porn Star is one of the dream jobs of our time....



What you don't realize is that's not one of the dreams of our times. Once you (and Kurt) understand that being a pornstar is nothing to be envied the rest of your (and Kurts) argument falls flat.

It's not going to dawn on Kurt until his money runs out and he tries to find a job. I predict a bloated bald pasty, wheezing Lockwood screaming in all-caps at some poor guy in Human Resources: "WHAT IN THE HELL DOES MY BACKGROUND HAVE TO DO WITH SELLING PAPER GOODS?!?"