Da burg's Test marketing Effort of the week:

With all the whores I've paid over the years, 95% of whom blow away the hottest porn chicks, what if I filmed this shit and called it Bangchair??? I thought about those things that really fat cripples use, and calling it BangRascals, but it hearkens to senior citizen sex and wouldnt showcase my [lockwood] muscular arms[/lockwood] driving my chair and ramming the shit out of Whore "X" bent over my Mahogany chess table...