First, you're not my friend. I considered adopting your dog, but that's it.

If you want to ramp up the venom, it's fine with me. But at this time I don't think you're worth it. If you are, please regale us with your stories of:
1. Getting fucked in the ass by Tyler Faith
2. Working as a male escort
3. Blowing a tranny
4. Sweeping the floors for DeeDee Ramone
5. Roiding up and trying to beat up Gram Ponante

That's a decent start.