hey kurt
long time fan first time poster

Just wanted to say you got some serious gonads, and want to offer some mad props to you, allowing long hard plastic objects to get slid up your bum is a big bold fuckin step for a dude to make, esp one with an as yet undisclosed (although rumored) history of homosexual shenanigans.

I tow the line that it helps affirm your masculinity as well and makes you more aware of your sexuality and I have found i definately feel more a man now every time im on the toilet and have a large firm/solid bowel movement, in fact i think of you often as i turn to reflect on my big brown creation, and mutter to myself, yep im a man, just like kurt.

there is of course the difference that the said poo is exiting my rectum and not repeatedly exiting/entering and i wont be doing a2m on it, but thats just small details...

anyway keep up the good work bro
your friend
Arthur Penis