Crack open a beer and enjoy your stay. Then when you're finished with the beer, you can take the bottle lube it up, and ....


Hey Moronboy,
Thanks for the welcome and all but dude, seriously, re-read that passage you wrote. I know you prob meant it unintentional. But re-read it. It sounds a bit creepy, almost like your rubbing one out as you type it. Like phone sex-ish. Just a little strange is all. Just saying.... (Anybody else get that vibe?)