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b4 anyone asks....it wasnt me .... I dont need pity fucks, especially from pornstars.....in fact i have a date tomorrow night with a local female newscaster who likes my Chicken Salad....




Tell me kind sir...does this young woman also enjoy tossing your chicken salad?



She likes it on Jewish rye, since she is in fact half jewish....god I luv jewish chicks... :banana_cum on_ baby_light_my_mennorrah: I spelt mennorah wrong fuck its 3 pm and I am bombed out of my wheels, waiting for dominoes and my aroma therapy chick who also gives me blowjobs for 200 just cuz i am so god damn cute
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Are you gonna eat that?