Jesus Chrysler, what is happening in football this year:

Michigan loses to a 1-AA school (so does Minnesota)
Stanford beats USC
Chargers suck
Bears too
Cleetus is undefeated

No fucking wonder all of SoCal is on fire right now, and Lake Lanier is a dirthole.

Oh, Chico, sorry about Garrard and all. I was going to call you and gloat; lucky for you the booze got in the way.:D