Here is a pretty interesting one from the chatroom:

[18:23] * Joins: beerslut_ (java@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxxxxx)
[18:23] <beerslut_> anyone want to have phone sex?
[18:23] <beerslut_> im in new york 1 845 987 9398 im so fucking horney
[18:24] * Quits: beerslut_ (java@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxxxxx) (Quit: beerslut_)
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.