Lara Roxx goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "lara, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

lara is devastated. "Doctor, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat a pound of spicy hot sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 25 walnuts, 25 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and then drink a gallon of prune juice."

Lara asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

The doctor says, "No, but it will teach you what your ass is really for ya dirty fucking slut."