I recall that they all lived at the Playboy "LaSalle Bank collateral" Mansion and were all dating Hugh at the same time; there were rumors of some not-so-vague incestuous activities happening in that fearsome foursome. But they are old news, now...

I also hear Pfizer has secured a lien on Hef's corpse to recover all the extra ED pills he's taken over the past few years. They're going to repatent it and sell it as "Playboy Viagra: fuck till you're on dialysis!"