James: Fixed. Thanks. I did that at 3 in the morning. But somehow, I don't think any of the fanbois will be visiting. They don't want to find out that their cherished illusions are as real as the fairy tales they still believe. Take this Ari-Whatshisface guy. He's in worse denial than a Presidential Spokesman.

Jack: I'd do that, but the truth is a much better weapon, even if they refuse to see it. Besides, If I pointed out how he had no life, he might just shut up, and where's the fun in that?

As for a hobby, I'm already doing it: Drinking Sam Adams and watching porn (instead of spending every waking moment trying to kiss some whore's ass.)