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i've never fucked a chick anywhere near as unattractive as the 2003/adt/mason love-affair on adt/gia paloma being fed praise instead of bananas lot. hillary scott is plain at best. we wouldn't have let her, ashley blue, etc. in the fucking door to a party in college and harvard has some ugly chicks.



It really was sad, wasnt it brah? My desperation bred hypocrisy that knew no bounds, like the time I was talking on the phone with a chick about International Bipolarity from my class section on Nuclear Politics with Joseph "Why did they allow Mike to get Photo'd in that tank" Nye, while getting a blowjob from a chick from Pine Manor my roomate brought home from the Boathouse bar...it was enough to make me shudder <Da Burglar shudders>
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