[quoteI The ony politician to have a slight effect on my porn consumption was Rudy Guliani but all he caused me to do is walk one or two extra blocks to get porn in NYC. No worries man, these guys have more important stuff on their minds- unless of course janet jackson keeps showing us her titties.


Giuliani is reason enough to not vote Republican. Back in the day (1980s) there were about a hundred porn shops on 42nd street. Now there are about 5 on 8th Avenue alone. I know, I know, if you go down further there are more. Fuck that. 42ns Street is like a ghost town these days, as far as I'm concerned. I don't give a fuck about Disney© or Trump© or Warner Brothers© or Major League Baseball©. I want 42nd Street back the way it was: whores, drugs and porn. Call me a sentimentalist.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."