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<snip>Suicide-level depression will set in following the theft of my checkbook by the 2,234th update for (shameless plug). Her name will absolutely end in the letter y, as in Mandy, Candy, or Haley.<snip>


That's why you instruct little missy to keep clapping her hands whenever she wanders off from eyesight (changing in the next room, etc). Sure there are her feet unaccounted for, but anything stolen with those she's basically earned.

For the rest of that Leaving Porn Valley gloom and doom, that's not how I see it going down. Flash forward and we see you at a S.A.A. (sex addicts anonymous) meeting, which you join with the best of intentions to swapping one addiction (sex) for another (god), before realizing it's fertile ground for new recruits, and the cycle continues with a new S.A.A. themed line.

The real solution to feeling rudderless is gardening therapy. You know, fruits and vegetables -- blinking and sparkling, almost human -- something to watch over. In turn, spreading themselves like sunlight, they watch over you. Once you get that far, get in touch and we take it from there. Not sure it works; read it on a matchbook - maybe there's something to it.


Edited by Mark_J (10/25/08 11:45 PM)