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Asking for legal advice on a message board is no smarter than asking for medical advice on a message board. Asking advice from California pornographers about producing porn in another state is not exactly mensa material either. Suck it up and see a lawyer if you are concerned.

For what its worth, Clarke County is the most strict part of the state for prostitution. I've had to represent several whores who got busted for escorting at the Mandalay Bay.



Totally correct, what's even worse for the girls is getting busted outside the strip (Mandalay Bay is obviously ON the strip) while still in Clark cty.

For the last 10 years, anytime I talk to friends and associates in the casino industry in Vegas, perhaps the most consistent issue/problem they have to deal with is HOW TO HANDLE the whores infesting the strip and other vegas properties. Essentially, the customers (Single guys with disposable income, conventioners, etc....i.e. the PRIMARY demographic for their marketing efforts) WANT to be able to call in for pussy whenever they want, and they pretty much do. The Hotels try to turn a blind eye when they can, so long as the chick(s) are not causing problems or doing anything wrong. But just like porn whores, regular whores are crazy as well, and inevitably one, or a few, fuck it up for everyone by causing some kind of problem that impacts the other important demographic, married couples over the age of 40 (especially retirees).

So the debate continues .... some thoughts and ideas that have received serious analysis the last several years revolve around bringing the STRIP CLUBS inside the big hotel/casinos. It kills the marketing chiefs to know that, on a saturday night between the hours of 10pm to 4am, that most of their single male customers and conventioners are over at Jaguars, or Treasures, or even downtown at Olympic Garden or the newly renovated Glitter Gulch, blowing serious bucks on booze and boobs. What's worse, after they leave such a club, they will probably stop at the nearest casino to try and win some of the money they blew back, and that casino is NOT going to be the huge Megaplex flagship property they left back on the strip, because it is too far away, and they are drunk and disoriented. Instead they will hit somewhere Downtown, or off the strip like Palace Station, places NEAR the stripclubs they just left. That is why those properties tolerate the nearby stripclubs to the extent they do, because they know they get runoff from their traffic. And it has become pretty common for a significant number of the strippers working the Vegas scene to offer "Private Sessions" if the price is right, and they feel comfy with the client/customer. In fact, a lot of girls prefer this method of (discreetly) hooking up for a couple privates AFTER their strip club shift, because they have had the chance to meet and sit with the prospective dude(s) and get a feel for them, and negotiate under the guise of lap dances and in a noisy, confused environment. And Vegas Metro, unless their is some political backstory going on, will leave it alone so long as no one is getting beat up in the parking lot, or tons of Coke and Heroin aren't coming in and out the back door...

What's stopping the Hotels from opening strip clubs on site is a hodgepodge of issues, but typically, it's simply a case of no one wants to be first. Which is too bad, because in Marketing, being FIRST is the most important and powerful dynamic for success. Liability issues also crop up in trying to determine if the strippers in such an arrangement would be subcontractors of the Strip Club inside the casino, or a part of the actual hotel/casino. The quality and integrity of your average stripper makes this issue a scary one for publicly traded corporations like Mandalay Resorts, Harrah's and the rest of the big boys. But I am poised to buy a chunk of shares of the first corporation that takes the plunge and brings sex onsite. In my mind it is cant miss booster shot of the marketing equivalent of Human Growth Hormone.

Club Da Burglar thoroughly reccomends to any horny fucker visiting Vegas to try and find a chick to take care of your needs at one of the many strip clubs in the area...the advantages are obvious and significant to doing it this way rather than taking the chance and dialing one of those ridiculous streetside flyer numbers or even the yellow pages. A strip club allows YOU as well as the girl to quickly establish a rapport.... and embodies the all important concept when it comes to ordering take out pussy, wysiwyg. Once you find a chick(s) that you like and trust, and vice versa, life becomes easier and more enjoyable in this area ... she can recommend other friends for you to see in the future, you throw your friends her way for extra business, and VOILA, relationships are established that remove much of the anxiety and bumps that typically hinder this type of activity.

This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Da Burglar Foundation; Our Mission Statement: "Bridging the river of LIES and Bullshit that seperate whores from that segment of society with the money, and NEED, to pay the whores before they OD or their tits start to sag."



Addendum: AVOID Russian/Eastern European Chcicks working the Vegas scene, either in the strip clubs or (seemingly) freelancing at the bars and casinos along the strip.
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