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I don't know if I believe it (whores lie) but whatever, it's entertaining and racist, classic TMFR.

HERE'S the backstory. I didn't bump that thread or post this one in the cage with the hope that LoucheDaDouche wouldn't derail it again.

Enjoy
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Taylor Rain is OUT OF JAIL and writes about the experience exclusively on her website clubtaylorrain dot com

DID SOME TIME........
Mar 20, 2007

TMFR WRITES:

I HAD 2 OPTIONS LAST MONTH! ONE DO 30 DAYS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE OR CAL TRANS, 4 MONTH DUI PROGRAM, 7 DAYS OF AA CLASSES! IN MY CASE DRUGS ANYNOMOUS! I HAD WEED ON ME, PLUS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COURSE!!!

OR OPTION NUMBER TWO, GO TO JAIL FOR 20 DAYS AND THEN BE OFF SCOTT FREE!!! THAT SIMPLE!!!

I CHOSE OPTION NUMBER 2 CUZ ONE I HATE GOING TO THOSE CLASSES AND TWO CUZ I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO THINK AND BE SOBER FOR A LITTLE BIT! WELL ALMOST SOBER!! I SMUGGLED INTO JAIL 40 THC PILLS (2 A DAY KEPT THE CRANKY AWAY), ALSO 20 BARS OF XANAX ( A BAR A NIGHT KEPT ME SLEEPING THREW THE NIGHT)!!!!

ANYWAYS, MY 20 DAYS IN JAIL WASNT ALL THAT BAD!!! THEY PUT ME IN THE WHITE GIRL SECTION AND PLUS I TOLD THEM I WAS A GREAT COOK SO I COOKED ALL MEALS FOR THE PIGS!!! THEY LOVED MY SPIT EVERY MEAL!!! LOL

I WOULD WAKE UP DO 200 SIT UPS AND TOWARDS THE END I WAS DOING 50 PUSH UPS IN THE MORNING AND 50 @ NIGHT!

THEN I WOULD GET IN THE KITCHEN AROUND 4:45AM. COOK AND CLEAN TIL AROUND 7AM.

SHOWER AND GET READY FOR THE DAY. I WAS LIKE THE ONLY GIRL THATS SHAVED IN THAT JOINT. THE BLACK GIRLS CANT HAVE THERE FAKE HAIR, PLUS NO STRAIGHTENERS SO THE ALL LOOK LIKE APES IN THERE. FOR THE MOST PART ITS SEGRATED. THATS WAS NICE!!!

PLAY CARDS WITH THE BITCHES, ATE A BUNCH OF JUNK FOOD AND ALL TALK SHIT ON THE PIGS AND OUR GOVERNMENT/ PRESIDENT!!!

ALSO, MADE LUNCH AND DINNER FOR THE PIGS TOO!!! KEPT ME BUSY THREW THE DAY!

THEN EVERYOTHER DAY I WOULD GET COMMISARY. I WOULD GET ONE OF EVERYTHING! GIRLS WERE HATIN ON ME @ FIRST BUT THEN THEY ALL SMARTENED UP AND WERE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS!

READ A LOT AND TALK A LOT ON THE PHONE AND THAT WAS WHAT GOT ME THREW THE LONGS DAYS!

YOU DONT ACTUALLY REALIZE HOW SPOILED YOU ARE UNTIL YOU DO A LITTLE TIME! I COULDNT PUT ANY TIFFANY'S JEWLERY ON, NO CHANEL, NO VERSACE, NO LV BAGS, NO DOWN PILLOWS OR DOWN COMFORTERS.

YOU GET COTS W/ A THIN PAD AND 1 UNCOMPY PILLOW AND ONE SCRATCHY BLANKET. A SHEET IF YOUR LUCKY!!! I COULD GO ON AND ON!!! ONE BIG THING I LEFT OUT! NO DRIVING AND THATS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO! SMOKIN A FATTY, CRUISE DOWN PCH,TOP DOWN IN THE 650 W/ 2 PIT BULLS IN THE BACK ENJOYING THE SALT IN THE AIR, ROCKIN OUT TO VAN HALEN THATS WHAT I MISSED THE MOST!!!!! GUESS WHAT.......... I'M BACK FULL FORCE!!! I MISSED LIFE FOR 20 DAYS!!!

ALL IN ALL IT WASNT THAT BAD GOIN TO JAIL! EATIN BOX EVERY OTHER DAY SUCKED BUT I GOT USED TO IT REAL QUICK! GAVE ME SOMETHIN TO DO IN JAIL AT NIGHT!!! FUCK IT! NOW I LOVE BOX! J/K

FEELS GOOD TO BE A FREE WOMEN NOW!!!!

SO EASTER WEEKEND I'M SPENDING ALL DAY AT THE BEVERLY HILLS SPA THEN FUCK AND ORDER ROOM SERVICE ALL NIGHT!!! GOTTA LOVE THERE BUNGALOWS! PLUS THERE PIT BULL FRIENDLY THERE. THEY JUST LIKE MY MONEY!!!

GOTTA GO DO STUFF TODAY!! KEEP YA ALL UPDATED WHEN I'M DOING A SPECIAL LIVE CHAT FOR YA ALL!!! CHECK OUT MY NEW MY SPACE PAGE! CHANGIN IT UP TOO!!! LOVE YA


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how many prison guards pulled this move on her? over/under is 7