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The first time I heard the term 'hobbyist' I was working in a strip club. Confused as to what the guy I was dancing for meant, I kept asking him, "So you build ships in those little bottles? You fly kites?"



LOL...there are definite parallels: social maladjustment, bad breath, a tendency to be "close talkers", pseudo-gravitas, a relentless need to pontificate on one's expert status on message boards.