Eh, I should just be a purist and expect good sarcasm to speak for itself.

A lot of this ground is also covered in this thread:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=217963&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=all

Trophy hunting aside, if you are willing to put in the time and the money, case out the local mid-level strip club. Hang out during off-peak hours, be somewhat polite to the talent. Be that non-drug-addicted, non-nose-pierced, non-sleeve-tatted dude that they would never consider for a boyfriend but that they start to trust as a confidant. Pretty soon, you will receive offers for a $200 fuck. No clock watching - hang out at your or her place, smoke some pot, get drunk, watch "Mr Show" on DVD, then a nice GFE fuck, except that she calls you "daddy" more often than a girlfriend should.

Now you are in the circle (or the oval, at least). Now her fucked-up, xanied-up friends are jealous and want in. The Seinfeld epi where George dates a model is not unrealistic. Some will fuck you just to prove they are better than the others. Some will still charge, but think they have something to prove. Plus, if you have done your prospecting and your background research, you know which ones have needle tracks and which ones are just lazy stoner bitches.

Or, you can trophy hunt among your favorite XXX stars. To each their own. Ciara is correct: capitalism is a wonderful thing. It isn't about money, it is about how much fun you have spending it.