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Sorry, I just felt stupid for not seeing that the whole thing was a parody. The problem is that the first bit, with Gram speaking at the award ceremony, could have been true ... Gram could have been mocking the Coulter speech, and it would have been hilarious if he had. So my BS detector switched off for a minute and the absurdity of Hustler dropping his column didn't register until I read my post.

Yeah, Luke is playing pretty fast and loose with quotes and differentiating his comments from the person he is allegedly quoting. I think this gives him a bit of an out if he gets called on something.
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